Friday, April 07, 2006

The game has begun...


I would post the whole Page Six article but you get the basic gist of it on gawker.com:

ABC is rumored to be eyeing Everybody Loves Raymond star Patricia Heaton as Meredith Vieira’s replacement on The View. Heaton is a right-winger, which means Elizabeth Hasselbeck won’t be as necessary to the mix, and she may be booted for Fuse VJ Marianela Pereyra. Back to Survivor for you, Lizzie. [Page Six]

They are basicly saying that Star and Joy are pretty solid and won't be moving out of their positions. I say, "Good, cause you know it's only a short time before one of them swings on the other."

In News that most people don't care about...


Ciara and Bow Wow, the popular R&B and hip-hop artists who collaborated on the hit "Like You," have ended their one-year relationship, TEEN PEOPLE reports.

A New York City DJ first reported the split after Bow Wow was spotted with another woman in Los Angeles last weekend, but a rep for Ciara, 20, said the couple had broken up some time ago. "Their parting was amicable," the rep said.

Bow Wow, 19, confirmed the breakup to TEEN PEOPLE. "Ciara and I have parted ways," he said. "I wish her all the best." During their relationship, the two would occasionally walk a red carpet together with Ciara wearing a large diamond on her left ring finger.

In September, Bow Wow told TEEN PEOPLE the ring was "just a little gift." (teenpeople.com)

This is so sad, they were a cute couple...now Bow Wow can tell everyone if that rumor that Ciara is actually a dude, is true.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

NO...SERIOUSLY...


This can't be real. (pic from Justjared.com)

Just a few days...


Tickets on Sale, soon!

WTF


WHERE ARE MY PANTIES? This photo really isn't that sexy...

Someone had a BEARD...



THINGS are getting nasty on the set of "American Idol." On the show that aired Tuesday night, during a chat with contestant Mandisa, Ryan Seacrest told Simon Cowell, "And if you read the dic tionary, you'd know what 'constructive' means." To which Cowell replied, "Ryan, with respect, I'm not the one trying to look like someone out of 'Desperate Housewives.' Lose the beard." While Seacrest was sporting a beard, the jab was more at how Seacrest, a confirmed bachelor, had himself photographed kissing "Housewives" star Teri Hatcher. Hatcher, a press hound herself, has since said the two are not dating. (pagesix.com)

Poor Ryan, he doesn't understand the whole term, BEARD. He didn't need to grow one when he had Teri Hatcher.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

CHAD M.M knocked someone up...


Our friends at People just announced that Chad Michael Murray is engaged to One Tree Hill extra, wannabe actress Kenzie Dalton, whom we thought was 17 but they claim is 18.

However, what they are not reporting is that Dalton is pregnant!

This is not just speculation. A Wilmington source close to the couple has confirmed the baby news exlcusively to PerezHilton.com.

Murray, 24, was previously married to Sophia Bush, a co-star on One Tree Hill. The pair split last September after five months of marriage and word on the street was that Murray was cheating on Bush with SEVERAL girls, incuding a co-star at the time and a stripper or two.

This shit is a made for TV movie waiting to happen! (Or an episode of One Tree Hill!!!!)

P.S. There had been whispers of an abortion. Glad they're keeping the baby!
(perezhilton.com)

Sophia is going to cute a bitch!!!

CELEBRITY ILLNESS


We love Britney Murphy but why does she always look like she has Ablutophobia.

WTF


Why don't they just give up, and just let her become the manager/assistant like most celeb siblings?

THIS JUST IN


Shannon Elizabeth, did you really think band-aids would help?

Monday, April 03, 2006

ROSIE O'DONNELL IS OUR FAVORITE PERSON EVER!


"Here's what annoys me about Star Jones," says Rosie O'Donnell.

"To write a book about how to be the perfect woman that she now is, and to leave out gastric bypass and the supposed gender-identity issues of your husband, it's just like selling bulls— to the point that it's sickening."

Geez, Rosie, what do you really think? (Although to be fair, Jones' husband, Al Reynolds, doesn't have "gender identity" issues, it's just that he's … oh, never mind.)

O'Donnell tells New York magazine: "And she pushed away a plate of Oreos with Joy [Behar, her co-host on "The View"]. They had new Double Stuf Oreos they had to eat, obviously, because they had a Nabisco deal at ABC, and Star goes, 'I'll just have one, because I have self-control.' And I thought, Joy's gonna say it. She's gonna say, 'You lying sack of s—, you can only eat one because you poop soup!'"

My apologies if you're reading this over breakfast. (gatecrasher)

OHHHHHHH, ROSIE READ STAR!!!!

This is honestly the best thing Ro has done since her talk show. I can't wait until Ro gets with Barbara Walters, then she takes over the view and takes over Meredith's spot (who might be taking over for Katie Couric), then they fire star's ass. Then Rosie and Babs hire Amanda Lepore to fill the spot. HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE!!!!

BABY GOT BACK





LaLOHAN was at the Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice awards this weekend looking very demure at first, she looked her age--which is nice. Then all hell broke loose as she walked off the stage...check out those cheeks!

Linds better watch her back...



Advil LaVagina and Hilary DuffBeer got together over the weekend with their "punk-rock" boyfriends. The two chicas who had been feuding for a minute in the media, were chillin' at an April Fools Party. Remember when Hilary (with one L) said that Advil didn't appreciate her fans and then AL said that Hil was a momma's girl? Well now they are joining forces and trying to squeeze out the amount of press that Lindsay gets in one shot...Lindsay already had them beat by a (ass) cheek.

I'M GOING TO TURN THE WORLD INTO ONE BIG DANCE FLOOR!


THIS ANNOUCEMENT IS SO HUGE WE ARE USING CAPS AND BIG LETTERS:

MADONNA ANNOUNCED HER SUMMER TOUR:

May 21 Los Angeles Forum
May 27 Las Vegas MGM Grand Garden Arena
May 30 San Jose HP Pavilion
June 5 Fresno Save Mart Center
June 8 Phoenix Glendale Arena
June 14 Chicago United Center
June 21 Montreal Bell Centre
June 25 Hartford Civic Centre
June 28 New York Madison Square Garden
June 29 New York Madison Square Garden
July 06 Boston TD Bank Garden
July 12 Philadelphia Wachovia Center
July 16 Atlantic City Boardwalk Hall
July 22 Miami AmericanAirlines Arena

July 30 Cardiff Millennium Stadium
Aug. 1 London Wembley Arena
Aug. 3 London Wembley Arena
Aug. 6 Rome Olympic Stadium
Aug. 20 Dusseldorf LTU Arena
Aug. 22 Hannover Niedersachsen
Aug. 24 Horsens (Denmark) Forum Horsens Outdoor
Aug. 27 Paris Bercy Stadium
Aug. 28 Paris Bercy Stadium
Sept. 3 Amsterdam Arena

WHAT!

SO EXCITING!

ARE YOU READY TO JUMP?

(PEREZHILTON.COM)

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