Friday, March 24, 2006

Gratuitous Olsen


Mary Kate is looking healthy.

Blast from the past!


Remember Tia and Tamara Mowry? or their brother, what's his name?

"Vintage...I love it"

You may know about the "inner child", I was discussing once with Le Call about how everyone has an "inner fat kid"--some people have one that is a little more out there than others...here is a pic of J.LO if she let her "inner fat kid" come out to play

WTF


Sharon Stone looks good one day and fugly the next...warning: FUGLY DAY!

It's Not Getting any better...


According to PAGESIX:

GWYNETH Paltrow is having a boy - and no, she's not going to name him Orange. The Oscar winner, mother with hubby Chris Martin of adorable daughter Apple, wants to name her second child Mortimer, after her godfather Steven Spielberg, according to rossmathews.net. Paltrow apparently affectionately refers to Spielberg as "Uncle Morty" - which we guess is better than "Uncle Miltie," the famed funnyman Milton Berle.

So, she isn't giving this kid a chance on the playground either...

Why do we care?





Jake Gyllenhaal has been just trying to live his poor life, and he still gets hounded by the photographers...He hasn't been out getting crazy like Lindsay. He hasn't been starting fights with people like Paris....but we love him...who is this guy though? (pics from justjared.com)

Another Baby for BRIT BRIT?


We are all still wondering if Brit is preggers right now. Star magazine was claiming that the chica was indeed with child. However, now with the recent sightings of Britney drinking red wine at dinner with friends and downing alcohol at K-FUG's birthday.

The chica's at 3AM have the whole report...

The pop princess was widely thought to be in the family way One More Time, but she was knocking back Cosmopolitans in a very unpregnant manner at hubby Kev Federline's 28th birthday party.

And even though the pair are said to be having marital problems, the scene at the Vegas bash suggests otherwise.

Brits and Kevvo arrived in Sin City on a private jet on Monday afternoon and checked into a £4,000-a-night penthouse suite at the Venetian Hotel.

The 24-year-old babe spent £35,000 on celebrations, flying in the wannabe rapper's family and transforming the Pure club into a burlesquestyle circus, complete with fire breathers and entertainers.

A Cosmopolitansipping source tells the New York Post: "Kev's birthday cake was delivered by two female little people, [err.. whatever that means] who climbed on top of the table to sing Happy Birthday.

The birthday boy and his missus then spent most of the night snogging.

"Brit was draping herself all over Kevin," we're told.

Another baby's not so unlikely then...

Seriously though, I know Britney pulls some stupid stuff -alot. I just don't think she would be drinking if she actually were pregnant. So, either the "witness" was seeing what they wanted. Or---BRIT BRIT is not pregnant and she's just got that baby weight still--I don't hate her for that, talk to Liv Tyler-baby weight is hard to get rid of.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Excuse Me, Ms. Barton, your ego is showing...


Mischa Barton says she is more of a geek than a fashion icon, and should not be treated as such.

The OC star told TeenHollywood.com: "Everyone thinks I'm glamorous, which makes me laugh because I'm pretty geeky.

"On Saturday mornings I love watching cartoons in my Care Bear slippers and pyjama set. How's that for glamour?" (Digital Spy)

Hey Misch, you know that I love ya, even though Estrella hates on you for being buddies with James Blunt...but girl you threw out that whole "GLAM" thing when you started dating Kim Stewart's leftovers, Cisco Adler....

Hey Jen, I want my money back!


Jennifer Anniston is owning up to the fact that she made a terrible film...

"The worst experience of my life, the worst experience; the worst film. "It sounded like a great idea, an interesting backdrop for a romantic comedy. But it was never fleshed out, never fully realised. "And for me personally, I was going through a horrible time. "I wasn't at my best as an actor. I was unmotivated by it. Why talk about it? We can let that little train go by." (digital spy, pic is from Justjared.com)

She is speaking of that movie that none of us saw...RUMOR HAS IT...guess I won't be putting that on my Netflix cue...but I will be watching Mr. and Mrs. Smith, if anyone wants to come over...zing!

Colin gets felt up...


There is a new version of the question: If a tree falls alone in the woods, does it still make a sound?

NEW VERSION: If Colin Farrell is left alone with a wax statue of himself, will he F^&# it?

Answer: Yes.

Celebrity Illness


Page Six Reports...

Dude looks like a patient! That's what Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler will whispering for a while after he undergoes throat surgery this week. His leg endary rock band had already canceled eight shows since March 4, and now will scrap the remaining 12 dates on its North American tour. Tyler, who turns 58 Sunday, will be unable to sing for two to three months following the operation.

Dude looks like a patient? Page Six tries less than we do for good openning lines...ha ha...Get Well Mr. Tyler!

Page Six is JUST ASKING...

WHICH political reporter attends so-called "circuit parties" while flying high on ecstasy? "It stuns me that a prominent figure with public responsibility would show such poor judgment," said one witness, "not to mention that it's totally illegal."

Oh Andy, please say it's not you...

Monday, March 20, 2006

Told ya we were just like Perez Hilton...


Dangilo and Lindsay met up at Butter...lol! We barely even try...

SHE'S EVERYWHERE!!!


Our love for Lindsay Lo has been growing lately. There is just something about her, don't hate. Watch Mean Girls and your love might reignite for this chica. This pic is actually from inside the salon, where we looked up and saw 3 Lindsay covers staring back at us...

MySpace is so cool!


Today in my boredom I was editing friends on MYSPACE (Check me out www.myspace.com/dangilobiotch).

Any ways, I came to a Kristin and I check out the profile, It was Kristin Cavalleri. She has alot on there dealing with all the issues of her life right now...(oh yeah I'm not going to spell check her or give her proper spacing, just cut and paste)

Her main headline is: ""I DONOT GOOUT WITH NICK WE ARE VERY CLOSE FRIENDS"

under her books:

"some of you mite already no that me and brody have broken up that is something i dont relle like talking about so dont ask and the nick lachey thing omg me and nick are very close friends and besides i would never do that to jess even though are broken up and i am on the rebound now but that doesnt mean anything...lol and dont mind my url i cant change it!!"

(her url is: www.myspace.com/iluvbrody)

her myspace is actually really cute and you can tell she actually does some of the stuff herself...love her...

ps...i can't wait until some of the other blogs steal this and don't even give us a place on their link list...

WOW


Scott Weiland cleans up nice.

Fun with Captions!


Here is a picture of Paris and Nicky at fasion week in LA...

"Nicky, please don't be pissed at me, all the other girls in Hollywood hate me, not you too..."

Sunday, March 19, 2006

DANCING QUEEN!


Natalie Portman is awesome in my book these days. Especially after her turn on SNL, she's really the cat's meow...haha...

Page Six reports that:

Natalie Portman is a dancing queen. Last weekend, she hit Aer Lounge at midnight with a group of six friends and proceeded to dance like "a madwoman" on top of a banquette for hours until she almost passed out. Her pals promptly fanned and spritzed the movie princess with ice water to rouse her - and it worked. At 4 a.m., the "V for Vendetta" hottie was spotted at Soho 323 in a frantic "dance-off" with a tattooed member of party promoter David Rodolitz's posse, who hosted the after-hours revelry.

Natalie Portman is sooooo hot right now...

People in glass houses...


Ok, Josh "HATER" Hartnett was recently quoted in Jane magazine saying a few things about his celebrity peers. However, PageSix, decided to run a quote that might make Lindsay a little pissed...

“What scares me with pop culture is . . . looking at my younger brother and sister and their friends, seeing my little sister’s friends looking, like, to Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton - I just don’t think that’s anything to strive for. I don’t think those girls are too happy. And it’s like, the culture is so focused on a more self-oriented . . . luck-based mentality. It’s just like, get what’s good for you. It’s a herd mentality that I think is really about making money.”, JOSH HARTNETT

That's what it's about. Right? Joshie, it's a herd mentality and it's all about making money?...So why again are you doing an interview for the women's magazine, Jane with a whole scrubed up look? ...and if your sister and her friends are still looking, how about taking the cigarette outta your mouth.
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