Saturday, March 04, 2006

Party at Aaron's?





Remember when this slag had dated Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff at the same time? Too bad he didn't know then that they were going to become total superstars. It's kinda sad that when you hit your peak at 12 years old for a song called, "AARON'S PARTY" I'm already bored talking about him..blah...any ways here are some pics that have leaked of him from some kid's blog.
(mcfly-wonderland.blogspot.com)

"I can take care of myself. I'm from New York."


Why is Scarlett Johansson still talking about Issac Mizrahi touching her boob?

"It was definitely in poor taste. I'd been prepping for two hours with hair and make-up and getting dressed. And the first interview I do, someone who I have never met before fondles me for his own satisfaction. Mostly I was thinking, 'Oh, my God, this is happening on live TV.'" The actress was wearing a clingy, cleavage-baring red Valentino gown and doesn't believe the designer was interested in the dynamics of the dress. She says, "Like he doesn't know how a dress works." Johansson insists she has no hard feelings when it comes to Mizrahi, saying, "I think he's a guy that's starting his TV career and he's making a bit of an exciting moment for himself. I can't be angry at him." Johansson won't have to worry about running into Mizrahi at Sunday night's Oscar ceremony, because she isn't attending this year. But the star says she won't rule out talking to the designer at future red carpet events, adding, "I can take care of myself. I'm from New York." (imdb.com)

Sheesh...this happened during the Golden Globes, the OSCARS here, go and make a mess of yourself at a club so we have something interesting to talk about.

Celebrity ILLNESS



What is wrong with Nicky Hilton's head? Does she have Acromegaly?

Rick Soloman loves Paris?


Paris has been spotted at all the LA hotspots this past week. The OSCARS are in town, and Paris is a (party) whore, so why wouldn't she be in town. Apparently Mary-Kate and Ashley were at TEDDY's, at the same time as Paris. Some say Mary-Kate was shooting Paris daggers the whole night...I say Paris watch your back--MK and ASH will own Hollywood in a few years and then where will you be? By the way, Paris was seen dancing with Brandon Davis and Rick Soloman...I guess she forgot all about 1 Night In Paris...and Bradon's comment about her being a racist. (mirror.co.uk)

Lets give them something to talk about...



Ughhh...Nick Lachey is now going after Kristin Cavalleri? Rumor is she met his mom, and they've been playing it cool. At Koi, over the weekend when Kristin made her rounds, she saw Nick and then bounced to the Four Season's with some friends to get drinks...(page six) I love how he's linking himself with every D-list chick in Hollywood, is this just a ploy to make Jessica jelous? Hey Nick, when your are on the fence of being a Hollywood A-lister---it's not good for your stock to be seen hooking up with a bunch of D-listers...You know what would really kill Jess, hook up with Paris!

Friday, March 03, 2006

Your Computer HATES Paris


According to techie experts, there is a new virus infiltrating emails offering nude pictures of Paris Hilton. Called Bagle-do, the worm prompts readers to open the file promising a glimpse at the celebrity, but then infects their computer and potentially others who receive emails from that computer. The highly contagious virus spreads quickly from email to email, but often it's symptoms are undetectable. And while there's no cure, Valtrex does help reduce sypmtoms.
(best week ever blog)

Keep on...Party at Lindsay's






"You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.", Peter Griffin , FAMILY GUY

TURN UP THE LIGHTS!


Carol Burnett is going to play Marcia Cross's bitchy stepmom on Desperate Housewives...finally someone on the show who can act!

Where are they now?


While Justin Timberlake is in the studio and awaiting his new movie to release, his former N*SYNC'er bandmate- Joey Fatone hangs out with guys who pee themselves...

Party at Lindsay's




These pics are from her "experimenting" days....I meant the hair....She apparently knows what she's doing with the other stuff... (click on the top pic to see a bong and what looks like a line)

Wingardium Leviosa!


Emma Watson doesn't need a spell to get lifted, the little girl loves her (Butter?) Beer...!

K-FED is an ASSHOLE!



Britney was going to dinner the other day and K-FUG apparently called ahead to the Malibu restaurant MOONSHADOWS to make a special arrangement. No, not a nice sweet one, the complete opposite! He told them to not offer her any desert or anyone at her table, because Britney has got a fat ass...When Brit-Brit and her crew finished her meal the waiter told her,

"I'm sorry, Ms. Spears, but your husband called here a few minutes ago and told us you weren't allowed to have dessert. In fact, we've been told that no one at the table can have dessert--because you'll eat it."

This just proves even more that K-FUG is an ass...Brit drop his tag-a-long ass!

She needs to call ahead next time he goes somewhere and tell them to not let him pay with her credit card, cause he doesn't have a job....

"If I was invisible, I would just watch you in your room..."


Um....Ew...Star Magazine got their paws on these photos of Clay Aiken...I guess the rumors are true--he really is that ugly...I still can't believe that he found men online to sleep with his ugly mug...eek

Thursday, March 02, 2006

CONGRATS!


Lizzie Grubman and her man, Chris Stern, have set the date. The PR QUEEN, has slated March 18 for the big day! Expect all NYC nightclubs and hip-hop events to shut down in honor...

She's acting and eating again!


Mary Kate Olsen has been looking great lately and now she's acting too! She does have a small role in the Andy Warhol bio-flick, (you know the one with Jude Law's ex---what's her name?) Any ways, she will be playing MOLLY SPENCE. (usweekly pic)

Oh no he didn't...



OPRAH(who's name is second only to GOD) asked Matthew McConaughey about his experience with (the perenial QUEEN OF NY) Sarah Jessica Parker was. He said, "Great comedic timing. Very peculiar, too. Man, she's a very interesting woman. Yeah."

This coming from the man who was caught playing the bongos naked and stoned with his window open. He also recently admitted to Barbara Walters, that he doesn't wear deodorant...who's the peculiar one now?

"What size are your balls?"


Earlier we told you about how Lindsay Lohan looks up to the Sideway's actress, Virginia Madsen. We'll Virginia is now standing up for the L.LO. She recently has spoken out against the media treating Lindsay different because she has a vagina. She was quoted saying, "(In) every interview I read, somebody was asking her about her weight and, 'Do you throw up in the bathroom?' I mean, no one asks teenage boys, 'Do you have pubic hair yet? What size are your balls?' Whereas they'll ask a teenage girl, 'Are you still a virgin?'" (imdb.com)

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

She's just like you...



If you have been watching the INSIDER, you have been seeing a brand new face (literally). You've been seeing alot of Amanda Lepore. Amanda, who according to her MYSPACE page is the, Number One Transsexual in the World, has been openning up alot to Paula Froelich and also America. Here is the article...

Last week, we introduced you to New York's quintessential party gal, AMANDA LEPORE, who revealed a big surgical secret -- she used to be a he. And she's had her lips, nose, boobs and behind all cosmetically enhanced.

But Amanda's not afraid to talk about her looks and even volunteered, "I always have handsome boyfriends, but I have a really handsome boyfriend that I'm in love with and he really likes the way that I look."
Tonight, we're meeting him! He's a 22-year-old college student named JOEL and he's shooting her new photo layout.

"It was kind of lust at first sight," Joel tells us about Amanda. "I've never thought of her as other than just a woman, just a really attractive woman."

The two met through a mutual friend, celebrity photographer DAVID LaCHAPELLE, and have been together for eight months.

"We like to do really normal stuff like go to ball games and go for pizza," she says.

That is, when she's not hanging out on the Manhattan club scene. Amanda's glammed-out look has not only made her a staple on the scene, but she's also got some Hollywood fans as well. She can often be seen socializing with the likes of
PARIS HILTON and PAMELA ANDERSON.

Yet Amanda says that one shouldn't be so quick to judge a book by its cover, insisting that she's "a really down-to-earth person and I think people are really surprised by that when they meet me and that I'm very warm and friendly."

And despite her reputation for putting the "life" into nightlife, Amanda is, in many ways, just like the girl next door.

"During the day I go to the gym, go shopping and I look for outfits and makeup and stuff," says Amanda. "Then I get done up, and I look great and feel great, and then go out and basically have fun!" (the insider)

Yeah, she's just like everyone else...right...all kidding aside the bitch has made herself the PARIS HILTON of the underworld, and she's just getting bigger and bigger, (and we ain't talking about the boobs or lips)

(pics from AMANDA's MYSPACE )

"Took two girls who were filthy rich, from the bright lights..."


So, the new season of the Simple Life has started shooting this week in LA. This time the premise is the the chicas will have to take over a household and be housewives, ala: Wife Swap. I have a feeling this one is going to be lack-luster. The whole appeal of the show was the two girls being bitches to people together. At least we will have Nicole this time to keep us entertained, Paris will probably just pose and say, "That's Hot." Sadly, the girls still won't speak to each other. Love the photo-shopped pic of the two girl (ALMOST) together. (pic from Just Jared)

This Just In


Guess they are REAL.

HEY BROTHER!


Arrested Development is coming back! Showtime has picked up the series, along with 26 more episodes. Eat that Reality TV! (page six)

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Happy Fat Britney! Opps, I mean TUESDAY...HAPPY FAT TUESDAY...


YEAH! Britney's comeback is in full effect! (pic from Justjared.com)

MARDI GRAS


Anderson Cooper wants to see your tits?
(pic from Justjared.com)

THIS JUST IN


The Worlds First Supermodel, Janice Dickenson, has lost it...

Friends Forever?


Lindsay Lohan says she is not close to the celebrities tabloid magazines have been linking her with reports DigitalSpy.

The 19-year-old is thought to be close with celebrity rivals and former friends Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, but according to BreakingNews.ie, says she is no more than an acquaintance of both.

Lohan explained: "I haven't talked to [Nicole] in a while. I'm acquaintances with these people, but I'm not friends with all these people. I don't necessarily know things about their lives."

Awe, some people just want all the attention on themselves...

I Ain't Sayin' She a GOLDDIGGER!


Reese Witherspoon is way too rich and she just became richer. According to IMDB.com, the actress is being paid a record amount for her upcoming horror movie, Our Family Trouble. Her salary will beat that of the previous record holder, Julia Roberts, who made $24 million off of Mona Lisa Smile. Reese will be paid $29 million on this new venture. Let's just hope that Reese's movie does alot better that Julia's. The chick (who is a sure shot) hasn't even won the Oscar yet.

All-Time International Boxoffice


15 year old, Emma "Mud Blood" Watson, has reason to celebrate with all her movies showing up on the list. Recently the updated list of the top 10 revenue grossing movies (international) came out, and the list goes: (imdb.com)


1. Titanic (1997)
$1,234,600,000

2. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
$752,200,000

3. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
$651,100,000

4. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
$604,400,000

5. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
$600,000,000

6. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
$581,200,000

7. Jurassic Park (1993)
$563,000,000

8. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
$546,900,000

9. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
$540,100,000

10. Finding Nemo (2003)
$525,300,000

TOO EASY


Paris has a new movie coming out soon, the jokes will write themselves...

Monday, February 27, 2006

Another Point for the HOMO-TEAM




Our friend, Michael K, from Dlisted.com posted this today:

Which unmarried Oscar nominee/heartthrob had an affair with a male wardrobe assistant on a recent project?

Which one do you think? leave a comment.
HA.

Sunday, February 26, 2006

HELL FROOZE OVER!


This news is so shocking, I'm just going to cut and paste from Digital Spy!

Paris Hilton is thrilled to be playing Mother Teresa in an upcoming biopic.

The hotel heiress has been approached by award-winning director T Rajeevnath, who is convinced that she will be a huge success.

"My agents in California have contacted Paris Hilton. I think she'll be a hit," he explained. "The preliminary script has been readied. And the proceeds of the film would go to the Missionaries of Charity. By June this year, the groundwork for the film would be complete and I propose to begin shooting in West Bengal and several foreign countries in early 2007."

Hilton explained, "It's such an honour. I'm so excited. I really want to learn more about this amazing woman, so that's what I'm doing in a few months."

In preparation for the role, Paris is apparently joining the Order of Mother Teresa missionaries, and will travel around Bangalore and Calcutta to care for the sick.

A source told the Daily Star, "Paris is tougher than most people think. But I don't think she knows what she's let herself in for. The Calcutta nuns are notoriously strict, so she will have to be on her best behaviour." (by
Daniel Kilkelly)

WTF~this has to be a big publicity stunt for the movie, can't wait to hear the Catholic backlash for this one

WTF


Just because you are CHRISTIAN SLATER, doesn't make it ok to wear a baseball hat with a tux. (even if it's black)

This doesn't make anyone forget the fact that you left your husband.



Jessica Simpson, you know, the popstar who's parents run her life...you know her, the one who was saying that she and her husband were great and they loved each other, and then she left him...Well her fan club got a letter...it goes something like this...

"whether you turn to the right or to the left, your ears will hear a voice behind you saying, this is the way, walk in it" isaiah 30:21

i just wanted to send my love and encouragement to my precious friends. i'm in santa fe shooting a movie for the next 4 weeks. it is so peaceful here. the stars shine to light up the entire sky. the air breathes so fresh. you guys, there are blessings all around us just waiting to be noticed. today, find the simple things we all take for granted. listen to the voice of your heart, not the voice in your head. be wise and steadfast. pay attention to the direction of the wind so that your steps will seem to walk lighter, making your journey through life a bit easier. always remember that "life is not a problem to be solved,it is a gift to be enjoyed"
i love you all so very much!
jess

(perezhilton.com)

HA! Wow, "listen to the voice of your heart" hmmmm....

YOU'LL BE MISSED...


DON KNOTTS...legendary

THIS JUST IN


We all need to go to church...now!

George Michael Arrested...again!


Everyone's favorite 80's tight jean wearing pop music icon, who happens to like boys, is in trouble again! This past weekend the POP(fart)Star, was arrested in London, on suspicion of Class C drug possession.
(http://go.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=entertainmentNews&storyID=11341762&src=rss/Entertainment)

This makes me wonder if he's got an album or some special project coming out soon. He annouced that PATIENCE was his last album, and his retirement was now his. But, how many true entertainers can honestly walk away from the lights. Maybe he's trying to be a like all the other stars from across the pond. Kate Moss and Peter Doherty have never been more popular.

(pic from www.ananova.com/.../ story/sm_887882.html)
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