Friday, February 24, 2006

Lindsay "Doorknob" Lohan...the joke will come to you...

Oh Lindsay...She's becoming the Paris Hilton with talent. She recently has been linked to Shaun "flying tomato" White. According to the "POST CRONICLE", the two met up at Bungalow this past week, before her fling with Jonathan Rhys Meyers at the Spotted Pig. The champion snowboarder says, "Her and I ended up meeting up at the famous Bungalow 8. It was a good time. It was a trip."...Doesn't Lindsay realize that when you are already at the top, you don't need to hook-up with randoms anymore to give you a career boost?

What's going on with Jesse?

One of our favorite blogs,, has been saying over and over about how Jesse Metcalfe might actually like boys...We just found this pic on getty images of them on the beach, the other photos are lifted from Perez's archives... It's funny that Jesse keeps on denying it completely, but he keeps bringing this boy with him everywhere he goes...


Paris probably tried to get on him too...
Oh, Pete Doherty, get well soon...

Live! with White People...

I love Regis and Kelly, but I don't get their latest contest. Their show recently had this contest to find the cutest baby in America. Apparently all the cutest kids in America are white. With the melting pot that is the US, I have a hard time understanding why the top kids didn't include at least one person of it black, hispanic, asian, indian, or whatever...For those of you who care the little boy with the curly hair won...
(pics taken from their official website :

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Mischa hates Paris...part deux

In a reaction to the comments that Mischa Barton made to the daily news...(see Mischa hates Paris)...Elliot Mintz, PR for Paris, released this statement to

"I don't even know the girl. I could care less. It seems like she is the one who is trying to stir up a rivalry. I have never said a word about her in my life. But she seems to be spending a lot of time thinking about me.", Paris Hilton

Mintz also said of Barton's remark about Hilton's disparaging "successful" females: "I don't know of any girl around Paris's age, who is more successful. It seems to me a lot of celebrities are using Paris's name so they can get some ink and Mischa seems to be one of them."

Hilton is popular, not successful...See the resumes of Britney Spears, Monica, Brandy, Christina Aguilera....etc....

Who's Your Daddy?

Heath and Jake are best friends and now according to, Jake is Heath's Baby's Godfather...Jake said, "Heath and I are best friends now, making the film was very intense for us. I'm actually Godfather to Heath's daughter Matilda, which is an amazing honor." ...everyone say, "AWE"...damn what a slow week in entertainment...
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Keri and the City

Last time we actually saw this chick act was on the cult favorite FELICITY. Checking her page, she has like 4 moviescoming up. Some pics just popped out of her here in NYC filming a new movie with a bun in the oven. We think her bun is on loan from Katie Holmes. WELCOME BACK KERI.


Celine has to poop...
real bad
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Mary Kate and Ashley are just like you and me...

When presented with the option of being uber popular and tabloid fodder, most people would shy away. Everyone who comes into the salon, always will pass up an issue of Vogue just to see if there is a new US WEEKLY or IN TOUCH available. -However, we usually don't have either on hand. Ask these same people if they would mind having a picture in the paper, most would answer, "oh God, no!" Mary Kate apparently feels the same way.

Mary Kate said this recently in an interview:

"I would actually not consider myself as being part of the crowd, although I am surrounded by it at times.

"It's very much like high school. Whether it's the popular crew or not, it's just that there's some gossip here or somebody's telling a lie over there.

"Ashley and I, we don't get involved in it, I think we just like to listen to it.

"It's OK to hear about it as long as it's not me." (

That's funny because during fashion week weren't the twins spotted on the benches at Bungalow with Nicky Hilton and Nicole Richie dancin' up a storm...?

Mischa Barton Hates Paris?

Geez, this girl barely has people left in Hollywood. It's sad when you can run the same headline with just one name change, every two days. This latest one comes from This one is nice, because Mischa wins this one.

Paris tries to make a big to do about nothing, usually leeching onto another stars fame, and she gets the papers to report that they are feuding. Mischa attacks back at Paris calling her "insecure and publicity hungry."

Mischa says, "I met her one or two times and she's making out there's this big rivalry between us and there so isn't...She seems to hate everyone around her age who is more successful."

Mischa who is a born Brit attended the British "Grammy's" last week, where Paris was also making an appearance, Misca had a few comments about that too, "I tuned into the Brits because I like to know what's going on in British music and I saw her and I was like, 'What?'
"She was coming out with all this ridiculous stuff, like, 'I love London because...' whatever.' Please."


Pick up an issue of People Mag next week, apparently the people over there got their hands on some good stuff! Donald Trump's show THE APPRENTICE is moving to Monday nights, and the man needs some press. He is now coming out the gate with nasty remarks FIRED at Martha Stewart. Here it is:

Dear Martha:

It's about time you started taking responsibility for your failed version of The Apprentice. Your performance was terrible in that the show lacked mood, temperament and just about everything else a show needs for success. I knew it would fail as soon as I first saw it – and your low ratings bore me out.

Between your daughter, with her one word statements, your letter writing and, most importantly, your totally unconvincing demeanor, it never had a chance – much as your daytime show is not exactly setting records.

Despite this, I did nothing but positively promote you. Your only response to your failed show was that, "I thought that I was supposed to fire Donald Trump!" You knew this was not true – NBC would never fire me when The Apprentice was, for a good period of time, the #1 show on television and my recent finale, where I hired Randal, was the #2 show for the week, easily beating the competing finale of Amazing Race and others. Even Mark Burnett said, "Thank God that didn't happen," when asked about firing Donald Trump.

Essentially, you made this firing up just as you made up your sell order of ImClone. The only difference is – that was more obvious. Putting your show on the air was a mistake for everybody – especially NBC.

In any event, my great loyalty to you has gone totally unappreciated.

Sincerely,Donald J. Trump

P.S. Be careful or I will do a syndicated daytime show, perhaps called The Boardroom, and further destroy the meager ratings you already have!

And Martha responds:

The letter is so mean-spirited and reckless that I almost can’t believe my long-time friend Donald Trump wrote it. I am very proud of the work we did with Mark Burnett Productions and Mr. Trump, who was an executive producer, on The Apprentice: Martha Stewart. Many young entrepreneurs learned so much from the show and enjoyed it. Many families sat their children down weekly to watch it. We are even more pleased with our excellent daytime show Martha – syndicated by NBC Universal – which has just been nominated for six daytime Emmys (including best show and best host), was touted by The New York Times as one of the best shows on television, and has been embraced by our wonderful audience throughout the country.

These 2 must have totally been sleeping together, where is this animosity coming from?


Sunday, February 19, 2006


Bitch, has got some mighty big... fill...

Hey Mr. DJ...

Nicole Richie has been spotted holding hands with DJ AM again this past week. Still no word on the cause for the apparent breakdown at the airport. However, recently, they were spotted at romantic dinner in L.A., and are now speculated to be rekindling their romance.

A witness says, "They were seated outside on the patio and held hands across the table."A rep. for Goldstein says, "(The dinner) doesn't mean they're back together. The two remain friends." (Tashi Singh)

She is like that clingy chick you date because she seems cool, then she's like all you're all mine. You figure it's just a faze, so you stick around. Then you have a break-up, but she still calls and she's all weak and needy so you give in. Later that night you're at dinner and she holds your hand, and you're all thing you know you wake up and she's there and you're like what happened to my life? I'm just saying...


When did Urkel start liking boys?

Pete Doherty Hates Paris?

So, Paris has an album dropping later this year...hmmmm, sadly I'll probably buy it. On this effort she is citing some great acts as her influences; these include Madonna, Keane (who she probably had no idea about, until she hosted SNL last year), and the Babyshambles.

According to the World Entertainment News Network, The 25-year-old socialite, who is releasing an album on Warner Music, was desperate to meet the troubled rocker at the Brit awards last week, but he managed to avoid her.--"I wanted to meet Pete Doherty when I was in the Uk for the Brits but he wasn't at any of the parties."

It's sad when even someone as fucked up as Pete Doherty is avoiding you.

Lindsay Needs Support...

In an article by Tina Sims, Lindsay is starting to show that she needs some help...Ok, so no action has been taken for her to go to Rehab for an eating disorder or eating disorder. She basicly wants some help with dealing with her fame...Is this a list of people she loves or just some shout outs...

--Angelina Jolie, She's my heroine. She's a wonderful actress, but it's her bravery I admire most. "She doesn't apologize for the way she does things. She's taken criticism for what she's said and done. It all seems to bounce off her. "She's a shining example to every woman who's tried to do something different with her life."

--Sandra Bullock: Lindsay says the star couldn't have been "more understanding or kind" when she introduced herself at an MTV awards do. Sandra told her: "Brush off all the problems and pressure. "It'll go away one day and you'll wonder what you worried about in the first place."

--Meryl Streep: Oscar-winning actress Meryl has also offered some good advice, telling Lindsay: "Just go with what you feel." Lindsay and Meryl are currently working together on A Prairie Home Company.

--Jodie Foster: Lindsay starred in the 2003 remake of Freaky Friday in the role originally made famous by Jodie Foster. "Jodie went from child actress to adult star by taking risks. "The doubts are there all the time if you're known as a child actress, as I was."

--Virginia Madsen: Lindsay says Virginia Madsen who found fame at the age of 21 in Dune and recently starred in Sideways, has taken her under her wing. "I've always admired her as an actress, but now I know her as a person too. "Virginia's a very strong woman and a great example to young people. "She's beautiful, talented and grown up. I'd love to have a career like hers."

--Dina Lohan: She says mum Dina is her friend and supporter, as well as being her manager. "She has my career at heart, but more importantly she loves me." She doesn't let me come to harm and always has my best interests at heart. "I've seen the way she's conducted herself in these very difficult times and she's the best role model."

--Hilary Clinton: "She's gone through scandals in public while retaining her dignity and knowing just what to say. "I've never met her but I read about her all the time. "She uses her power and intelligence to make things happen. She's opened my mind to what is possible."

Ok, this is a good list, with the exception of Dina Lohan, stage moms are always kinda does anyone really believe Lindsay said all this? This sounds like the work of a really good PR person...Leslie can you hear me?

Olsens Leave the Country...

Ok, they are not gone for good, THANK GOD! Mary Kate and Ashley are in Sydney, Australia for the Total Girl Fashion Launch at Luna Park. They were there to show their own MARY KATE AND ASHLEY BRAND for the many chicas around. Before their leave they ended up downsizing again in their company. According to Page Six:

After more than a decade of guiding their career, p.r. man Michael Pagnotta has been dumped by Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen and replaced with Annett Wolff. Pagnotta, who was given the pink slip earlier this month, tells PAGE SIX: "It's been 13-plus years I worked with them. I was able to accomplish a tremendous amount for them. Change is good." Wolff declined to comment on whether or not Ashley is dating L.A. club owner Greg Chaite."

Look out boys at DUAL STAR, all the men are getting replaced with chicas!

Ps...look at how good the girls look in these pics, they look professional, healthy, and tan....their are no teeny-bopper girls for anyone to look up to right now, they just may claim top billing...scary? YES.
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